My brother won't let me. I'll sit on his dick as soon as he falls asleep

Yeah, I shouldn't have slept with my girlfriend. I opened my eyes and she was on my dick

1st date, she's in my bed - and she gave it without a condom, bravely

I took a piss on her tits 👀 (not what I expected from working with a psychologist)

I picked out an Altoids and didn't get confused, I fucked with it a lot

She's always wanting dick since we moved in together

You're jerking off. Stop it! Let me give you a better blowjob 😻